Zune 3 Designers Hold Secret Meetings

"We know little about the Zune 3 except that meetings have already begun involving the design team. The big question at hand is whether Zune will compete with the iPhone and iPod Touch devices." Source: Zune Scene

Lacking proper warmth, adequate sleep and home cooked meals, Zune zombies gather to advance ideas for Zune 3 (or ZPhone) in a remote Arctic location. The goal is to maintain an isolated cloak of secrecy that will make the ZPhone design as difficult to get a hold of as the new 80GB Zune or a copy of Vista that doesn't turn your CPU into an expensive email machine. 

That strategy has been successful until now. Here are secret mock-up photos of the ZPhone touch device, but there are still no 80GB Zune players to to be found. That's not a real secret. Neither is the anemic 22 hour Zune 80GB battery life according to CrunchGear who claims "Zune Battery Life Sucks". For totally fabricated good news about Zune visit Zune Scene.

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Comments

[Nate]

I love the outpost.

[Dan Tracht]

I love how insecure Apple entusiasts are that they have to worry about a little competition.

[jahazielsoto]

you guy's stink
long live microsoft!!!!

[Vuurflits]

competition is good. think about it.

[Foley]

Wow, its sad that 2 brands cant get along. Shizzle like this doesnt help it. Poopyholes like this and zune sites that bash ipods are horrible. Just shut the fluff up and let it go. Frigtards.

[get a life]

it's a fluffing mp3 player. get a life.

[Zunemantits]

I'm happy that Zune has made enough of an impact out there to be spoofed. SNL spoofed iPhone and now Zune gets a low budget, country-ass, home brewed spoof of it's own. We gotta start somewhere. BTW, I think the outpost rulz!

[Night]

Whoever wrote this article is a dumb piece of crap. Those images of the zunes..they are just some photoshoped pics of a zune fan who thinks it would be a good design if there was a next zune generation...get your info right. And no I am not a zune freak or ipod drooler, because they are just mp3 players..not my life..

[Jose]

lol
personally i dont like fan boys! but i have to give props to all fan boys except apple ones cause apple fan boys try to destroy the competition with a bunch of attacks on the smallest things.
when apple makes a huge mistake, regular people barley hear about it.
if another company makes a small mistake, apple makes a huge deal about it that all people know about it.
yes im talking about those commercials attacking microsoft lol.
i still think windows suck.im a linux fan!!!

[ZUNE ROCKS]

U suk, zune rulez and ipod suck

[vote4pedro1090]

i think microsoft should release a counter-attack commercial with the same 2 actors where the mac guy goes "hey wanna go shop for some cool sweaters PC?" and the PC replies "uh, yeah, that'd be fun if i wasnt so busy running the WORLD... sorry mac."

[Michael]

I hope the Zune phone won't look like that...

[mediter]

To Steve Ballmer:
What a slap in face, huh! Maybe you should do something with your mouth. How about, say, stitch it up so that no more trashy talk would come out of it!

[Night is an idiot.]

Night is an idiot. Try reading next time.

[april]

that is a asame zune

[loser]

that is a grate zune

[bob]

thats looks so much better then the iphone or the ipod touch the ipod touch and i phone is a piece of shit and a rip off the zunes have a good worenty better memory eficientcy ect. they so gonna take over. i belve macrosft has that ability.

[bob2]

i agree i hate the xbox but macrosoft is awsome and the zunes defenetly not just a fluffing mp3 its a really cool mp3 with alot more abilitys so once again LONG LIVE MACROSOFT AND THE ZUNE!!!

[michael]

HAHAHA wow.... u guysez have no life though I must say zune rapes Ipod in the bummy bum chipmonk style

[roxas]

Ive got the ipod and my good friend has the zune but rite now were doing a research project to see which is better sites like this is not good for any of us any time i try to look some thing up ppl from Microsoft always bashing the ipod with ipod suck, i hate the F**kin ipod but i think that these are inside ppl from micrsoft just not wanting competion. I just think that everything about the Zune and the ipod are awsome. Honessly its my speling that really suicks!

[William]

I think most of you need to learn how to spell Micro-Soft. Not "MACROSOFT" Also the Zune does have alot more to it then the Ipod I am getting a 80Gb here soon if Micro-Soft comes out with a Phone I will get it.

[Zunemantits]

The proper spelling William is Micro-tards. That describes Microsoft retards who leave commnets but have no clue how to spell or what they are tallking about. I ruv Zhune... Macro-surf needz to make moore of doze.

[danny]

You guys just mad that u guys cant afford an ipod!!!! First all, and that why they call it aa iphone if u want to hear music and talk on the same gadget, use ur mind sum time

[Vossk]

Yeah, I really love how all the iPod-huggers can't accept that there is, in fact, something better out there then all-mighty Apple's shitty products.
Seriously, do you really need to bitch about 22 hour battery life? Do you listen to your mp3-devices THAT much? Christ.

[Vossk]

Protip: Apple fans are afraid of and know that anything Microsoft releases will demolish and crush anything Apple produces, in overall terms. The lower-IQs will stick to their fischer-price computers, and simplistic, over-advertised mp3 devices with a silly 'i' in front of it!