Who needs another iPhone book? You do! Mister shy, awkward, playing Halo 3 on the weekend guy. iPhone users can finally point their greasy index finger at a book that's worth the $16 price tag. "How To Score Hotties With Your iPhone" will teach you techniques for turning your iPhone into a powerful magnet for pulling major hotties into your base camp with greater success than owning a Boston Terrier puppy.
This tell-all-guide makes chatting with "off line" ladies as simple as instant messaging those familiar faceless online trolls. If they're even female at all. "This book has changed my life and changed the way I use my iPhone," said Elam Nikserof an XBox 360 fanatic, "iPhone has become my weapon of mass seduction instead of a men's room web surfer to use when I'm unsheathing the meatsaber."
Learn how to send emails with man-tastic photos of yourself attached. Learn to manage the new stable of Princess Leia look-alike contacts you met at Comic-Con. You'll discover proven hottie luring tips and tricks that will keep you from wasting your lunch hour chatting up the counter girls at Dairy Queen. Turn your iPhone into a guy-phone that the mommies can't resist. It's the perfect book for anyone who already knows how to do everything with their iPhone. Available starting January 15th exclusively at the 2008 Macworld Expo (flash your expo badge for a 20% discount).
Inspired by the book "How To Do Everything With Your iPhone" by Jason Chen and Adam Pash
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