Breathtaking Apple Store Renderings Surface for New Milan Locations

                                                                               Special Report by Fay Stoker

MILAN, Italy - Architectural renderings of the Milan, Italy Apple stores have surfaced through one of the many designers connected to the project. Sources allege that the two new stores will be ready by year end with the first to be built along Corso Buenos Aires, an upscale shopping area created for catering to filthy American capitalists. Hundreds of pounds of plastic and metal recycled from old iPods, Earbuds and iMacs will be incorporated into the new spaces. Sounds like a cheeky lean towards green.

It only stands to reason that Apple would embrace a higher level of design sophistication with the city of Milan being an international center for pretentious, brand conscious fashionistas. Sources also hinted at the inclusion of a specially designed area where the iPhone II could be gawked at by trendy Italian gold diggers drinking hand-pulled cups of espresso with a twist of lemon. I can hardly wait!

The updated designs are absolutely breathtaking, conveying an almost surreal zen-like quality, guaranteed to attract wannabe fashion models working as wait staff at nearby restaurants. The Milan store designs are certain to have Apple faithful in the states drooling in Italian. Bravisiomo!

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Comments

[johnBM]

Did you mean to say filthy americans or did you mean filthy rich americans? I would like to note that on average americans appear to shower more than Europeans. :)

[Jean Claude]

I think she meants to write filthy, fat american pigs but decided to be professional instead. Goods ideas she did.

[zato]

"iPhone Savior" "The Cult of iPhone News"
I see you're going out of your way to make enemies in the Mac world. You can count on me to be one of your worst. If you publish ugly crap, you'll get it right back. If you publish hate, you will get hate.

And this site is supposed to have some religious connection? Further proof that religion has been replaced by it's opposite, egotism and arrogance. And "bought-and-paid-for" hate.

[Cavallo]

I don't think I ever once saw anyone in Milan drink espresso with lemon. They use sugar. Lemon seems to be an American thing.

[sunny joker]

I want to thank you so much for your positive comment and for thinking that my design is 'chic'. When i saw the hoax i actually had mixed feelings, one being that my design is being recognized and another is how to response to such situation (if my design were stolen without my knowledge). I do hope that one day someone somewhere would recognize my design and make it in to something worth remembering. If you have any suggestion as to where I could contribute my skill, please let me know. If you are interested in designing and architecture, I hope we could be in touch to share our outlook and ideas.