Throngs of shaved apes with opposing thumbs have been pounding their keyboards wanting to be the first to accurately predict the second coming of iPhone. Fortune Magazine has opted to lead the ape parade in the past few days as Apple followers are growing restless looking for a miraculous sign of their beloved Jesus Phone appearing in the clouds. Today it turned out to be a Cessna 172 Skyhawk instead.
"Apple appears to be targeting a June introduction of the 3G version of the phone, roughly a year after the original iPhone's debut. And similar to last year, Apple seems to be scheduling a limited initial supply to be followed by more phones in the fall quarter." Scott Moritz reports for Fortune.
3G iPhones will be falling out of the trees this summer like ripened bananas dropping into the hands of angry Cubans who can't afford a real cell phone no matter what Raul tells them. The initial order calls for 11 million iPhones to be built this year according to the great shaved one. Taiwan's Hon Hai Precision Industry Co. has secured the exclusive contract to assemble iPhone 2.0 which has left the Hon Hai factory girls jumping for joy while they beat each other with the ugly stick. Look for the next generation iPhone's triumphant return to be witnessed by millions in May according to the chest pounding of Sinead Carew and Scott Hillis in a report for Reuters. May? Holy shit! Peace be with you my grunting, hairless brothers.