Special Report by Wade Spumen
iPhone... the final frontier. According to sources working close to Star Trek (2009), a slickly modified flip version of iPhone is being used as the new communicator for the young crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise. Sources have promised drawings detailing features the enhanced IPhone communicator would contain. Video chat was mentioned along with a lifeform detector and hints that the device may also be able to transport crew members. The latter sounds far fetched since transporting at will would allow characters to return to the ship at the first sign of trouble. This would abruptly end a potential storyline plus allow those miscellaneous b-actor crew members to live for no valid reason. Not gonna happen. It's imperative they die within the first ten minutes of the story in some mysterious mishap.
We're making efforts to confirm communications supposedly coming from on location in Iceland. It makes sense that Apple's wildly popular iPhone which is clearly a quantum leap beyond other smartphones would be the favored device for Star Trek's futuristic final frontier. That's my way of wishing it into reality. This project is categorized as being in production including cast members Winona Ryder, Ben Cross, John Cho and Leonard Nimoy among others. More to follow.