iPhone Hero Snaps Amazing Photo of Hitchcock-Like Seagull Attack On Toddler
Seattle, WA - Here Jimmy, give the nice seagull a french fry. Holy shit man! Take cover! Retreat!
It's was a perfect Seattle afternoon on the waterfront when a harmless feeding of the gulls transformed into a scene from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds". Run! If not for the quick thinking of one heroic iPhone user this frightening random seagull attack may have been lost. That would have been the real horror story.
It appears that mister Seagull decided to go straight for the tender boy bait and ignore the routine french fry. Another seagull is spotted above preparing to launch a second attack. Typical Apple Jesus Phone haters in Micro-tard land. The final photo in this series must have been lost when the iPhone user lunged to rescue the boy from a hideous death by pecking. Similar to the one Dad had to endure from his baby momma.
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Posted by: dizzle | May 22, 2008 at 05:13 AM
Hey white Michael Jackson! You may not want to dangle your baby over the railing like that. He's sea bait!
Posted by: jimmyz | May 22, 2008 at 01:38 PM
^^^ Comment stealer!! ^^^
Posted by: Sucka27 | May 22, 2008 at 02:18 PM
I am a damn comment stealer! I have no freakin' original ideas of my own. I loathe myself for it. gah!
Posted by: jimmyz | May 22, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Seagulls are the devil. This is proof. Tempting the devil with a french fry will get you attacked.
Posted by: John | May 22, 2008 at 05:00 PM
@jimmyz
"white Michael Jackson"??
Isn't that redundant?
Posted by: rbtroj | May 23, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Boy Meets Gull...
Posted by: Gene Poole | May 31, 2008 at 01:04 PM
I could barley finish reading a sentence of this without breaking into fits of gut mashing laughter, thank you!
Posted by: Steveyd | August 10, 2008 at 06:37 AM