It appears that it's really a Black and White world after all for Apple's new iPhone 3G. Along with the introduction of iPhone's plastic back, it's only a matter of time before we see the arrival of iPhone (RED). But let's get back to the subject of his royal whiteness.
Apple has given a nod of great magnitude to it's iPod lineage with the return of white boy in iPhone 3G or ol' whitey as we referred to him back on December 20th in a post entitled "The Great White Hope For iPhone In 2008". The iPhone Savior featured a mock-up of the svelte pale one complete with a photo of an old school fighter depicting the white boy iPhone's struggle for revival in 2008. Steve Jobs did not delay in answering the late night call from the cult of iPhone.
It's comforting to finally have the white shadow back. Will it scratch? Will it scuff? Will it show the marks of your greasy and hairy man clamps? You bet it will! That's the point. Why do we love brand new white sneakers so much? White says new, pure, holy and defines perfection. It would be folly to welcome in the second coming of the Jesus Phone without displaying it in a radiant white robe. I will not ignore that iPhone 3G is also back in black, but that's not really news... now is it? It's about time you learn to get your white on and start Mc Lovin it.
Welcome home my old chalky friend. You're bloody well white!
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