One of the rare times a testicle festival is justifiable is either at a bachelor party, a coming-out party or during the glorious gathering of techie geeks. The Gizmodo, Ars Technica rager at WWDC 2008 unanimously qualifies as the later. Add free drinks along with free branded schwag and you've built a powerful DIY geek magnet worthy of a Lifehacker post.
Our final count revealed the largest percentage of attendees were hairy man meat wearing glasses, courier bags or some kind of hat as the top three fashion accessories. A small group of geekettes swooped in on the gargantuan sausage party for unchallenged attention and gawking from the boys. As to be expected, the wildly popular geek goddess iJustine burst onto the scene like a cherry bomb. The internet Mac Chick allowed gazers to look but not touch her micro-celebrity. We could not confirm if iJustine charged for autographing man boobs. Tila Tequila failed to show up as originally rumored.
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