CINCINNATI, OHIO - Ace crime stalkers at The Smoking Gun have
confirmed that a 41 year old Ohio man was nabbed by police for
allegedly using his cell phone to peep free nudey picts of a 35 year
old woman attempting to avoid tan lines by performing her fake-n-bake
in the nude at Cincinnati's Aloha Tanning.
When confronted by police the man apparently denied any involvement in the
incident insisting that he did not have a camera on him. A second
search by police verified the man's claim of having no camera on him,
because it was in him, as noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report. Merv the perv allegedly managed to rocket his cell
phone up into his anus at breathtaking speeds in a daring attempt to fool
police. This is what happens to peepers when push comes to shove. I'm relieved
that this guy was not a cult of iPhone follower.
The man was freed on $1,500 bond while investigators tried to determine which brand of cell phone would have to be booked into evidence as a piece of crap. I could make a few educated guesses myself. It's wildly rumored that officers handed the butt-phone back to the perp so he could make his one phone call. That's unconfirmed. This is a great place to drop an "exit only" joke.
[Smoking Gun via Gizmodo]
Suppose he's now using a BROWNberry?
Posted by: LAtheDJ | March 19, 2009 at 05:18 PM
ha ha that is so funny!!!
i to am croning a pda!
Posted by: justus | September 26, 2008 at 10:01 AM