Awesome iPhone Parody Video Spawns Motorhead Meets Creed Nightmare
I vomited in my mouth just minutes into the "Awesome iPhone" video when a howling butt rocker wearing a standard issue prison mustache shoved his iPhone against the wall, stroked it and then started tongue tickling it wildly until the Apps overloaded (at 1:51). I've never witnessed such a gargantuan level of gratuitous iPhone love expressed through bad heavy metal (and liked it). I thought someone mistakingly sent me an audition video for the new talent show "America Loves Gay Metal". Kill me now!
If Lemmy from Motorhead and Scott Stapp from Creed genetically birthed an evil spawn child, the result would definitely be this guy. If you have the stomach for minor male dude-ity, chest hair, iPhone licking, and random explosions, then this video is your holy grail. Thanks to Adam for sending an email bomb that made me want to be hosed down by a friggin hazmat team afterwards.
Did I mention it's also hillarious? Rock on broseph! (video after the jump)
[via Heinous Records via wickedceltics.com]
I'm your loyal follower for life! What a hilarious post. Right on the money, sir.
Posted by: doubleagame | July 19, 2008 at 10:46 AM
OMG that was awesome.
Posted by: Dizzle | July 20, 2008 at 05:47 PM
If it's possible for a genius to be sporting a prison mustache then that dude is the real deal. Pure genius!
Posted by: Captain Dirk | July 20, 2008 at 07:01 PM
Great article, really funny, great site too, will definetly be back for more, thanks =)
Posted by: Free iPhone 3G | August 01, 2008 at 03:38 AM