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Zombie Haiku Video Is Poetry Slam With Gore

If you like cheesy, blood spurting Zombie movies while listening to bad Zombie themed poetry along with a solo saxophone like I do, you're gonna cherish this video. Attention Deficit Alert: The Zombie haiku video is three minutes long, helping you lose a chunk of your life you'll never back.

Spill even more of your vital life blood buy chunking down $9.99 for the Zombie haiku book, enabling you to relive the horror of Zombie poetry over and over again until you want to blow your friggin brains out. Brilliant cheesy factor for this video on a scale from 1 to 10 (ten being cheesiest) is a wicked 11. Enjoy! 

[via Boing Boing]

New Photos Surface Confirming Hairline Cracks In Another White iPhone 3G

 

We've received a new set of photos from a White iPhone 3G owner in Newport Beach, California confirming reports that small hairline cracks are also visible on the back and top of his device similar to other reports. Is this an anomaly? Is it possible that a trend of case cracking may be starting with the White iPhone 3G model? Several Apple stores we called were unaware of the issue when asked about it by phone.

"The cracks are closer to the top of my iPhone," the phone's owner said, "Nothing is showing up towards the bottom. I didn't drop my phone, that suggestion is a load of garbage." In reference to a report citing user care is at fault. "I am looking into Sellys crack spackle." the phone's owner jokingly said.

Our source, who asked not to be named, purchased his iPhone 3G on July 11th admitting that his device has sustained a few minor surface blemishes since he insisted on going bare-back with his phone. It's reasonable to expect some wear and tear on any hand held device, but multiple cracks in the casing seems a bit extreme this early on.       [Crack Spackle video after the jump]

Should White iPhone 3G Owners Beware of Cracks?

Several reports are surfacing along with photos showing small hairline cracks in the White iPhone 3G model appearing in various places on the plastic housing. Some cracks are shown closer to the metal frame towards the top of the phone. The lack of concrete information is causing a huge stir with cult of iPhone faithful wondering if they'll be the next to suffer a random crack attack.

There's no proof yet that this is the start of a trend with other iPhones including the black model. With so many faked Photoshop versions of iPhone photos these days, it's difficult to discern if the back-cracks are nothing more than a sick joke. The iPhone Savior was able to locate a handful of other photos revealing obvious cracks, including a small crack discovered on the back of Heidi Klum. More on this story will be posted as new photos and reports surface from around the cult. 

[via MacRumors]     [iPhone 3G Cracks photos by Vackraord]

New iPod Nano Size Being Compared to Zune By Heartless Jokers

Holy friggin redesign Batman! It appears that the new iPod nano is no joke. Multiple sources have confirmed that the fourth-generation iPod nano will not be transformed into a compact version of the iPod touch as originally speculated. The new design will be thinner and taller according to several reports.

Mention of a vertically oriented display featuring a 1.5:1 widescreen aspect ratio are being touted, allowing the device to be rotated to watch movies. Apple's classic Click Wheel will remain in effect. Cruel and unusual reporting by some heartless jokers points to the new nano closely resembling a flash based Zune, if only in size. The comparison on any level is pure blasphemy for committed cult of Apple followers. No word on storage beyond 8GB as yet. We can expect aggressive pricing from Apple on this one.

[via Gizmodo via iLounge]       [Joker art by G-square]

Mom Discovers Surprise Photo of Underage Chinese Factory Worker Loaded On Her New iPhone 3G Camera Roll

See the real Chinese iPhone factory photo below if you can actually swallow that it was truly found loaded in the camera roll of a new iPhone 3G as reported by Remove The Labels. Since we're making up retarded rumors about random photos popping up on the new iPhone 3G, send us your surprise photos and we'll post them as if they really happened. Just like someone on Remove The Labels did.

"My mother bought an iPhone this morning. Got it home, ripped off all the factory sealed packing, registered it and while changing the wallpaper, found three photos in the camera roll. Two are blurry, but this one is something else…" 

Right! Some guys Moms is dropping iPhone wallpaper bombs outta the gate? Yeah, that's totally believable. Could those be a gaggle of Chinese iClones?

[via Removethelabels.com]

Real Dan Lyons Gets Vicious On Real Steve Jobs, Scaring Fake Fans

When the Real Dan Lyons was blogging in character as 'Fake Steve Jobs', he hacked on an endless stable of frigtards whom he deemed worthy of a proper Jobsing. Lyons dolled out equal opportunity satire behind the persona of El Jobso that few of his followers objected to. It was all in the spirit of fun. Now the tables have turned since Real Dan decided to engorge himself on roast Steve Jobs for his Sunday dinner (here), gleefully carving up Apple's iconic CEO like a sushi chef on crack (here). Wait a minute! That's not funny!

Zune Tattoo Guy Abandons His First Love for Touch of Apple's iPod

Steven Smith, aka, the Zune Tattoo Guy or Mszunefan has abruptly ended his man-love obsession with all things Zune, willfully defecting to the tender Touch of Apple's iPod after realizing Zune sucks. Smith was no casual Zune zombie, he was the most recognized Zune fanatic in the product's history along with being a regular Zune Scene forum contributor and a three time tattooed fan boy. In his forum summary he appropriately listed his position as "Emperor Zune". At one point he investigated changing his legal name to 'Microsoft Zune' before waking up to his own unique version of coyote ugly. For Steven Smith, the Zune honeymoon is over.

Review: iPhone Ringtone Maker Simply Delivers

I found iPhone RingToneMaker to be one of the simplest things I've used on my Mac since the power button. Select any DRM free song from your library with the RingToneMaker and simply cue up the section of the song you want as your ringtone, slide and go. The software allows you to adjust a fade in and fade out with accuracy to one hundredth of a second with a :30 max length ringtone preset.

Preview your selection, click create ringtone and seconds later your clip is ready for exporting to iTunes. It's that easy to set up getting "Rick Rolled" by your own custom ringtone call after call with Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". The Efiko software sells for a mere $7.95 US. I've used GarageBand to make iPhone ringtones for free but it takes completing several steps. If you like down and dirty, cheap and easy (like most of the girls you date) then you'll appreciate the brains behind iPhone RingToneMaker. It's the iPhone Savior's pick for simplicity.

Review by Ian Fawling    [iPhone Savior was not paid any fee for this review]

New Microsoft Ad Battles Apple On Inaccurate Perception of Windows Vista

Attempting to gain people's attention on an iPhone obsessed planet, the first ad in a new $300 million advertising campaign by Microsoft goes old school with adventures on the high sea. An ad that closely resembles a bad Hallmark sympathy card is a desperate antidote created to reverse the effects of Apple's highly toxic, yet successful "I'm A Mac and I'm A PC" ad campaign.

ZD Net's Ed Bott, sniffed out the Microsofties futile attempt at anti-Apple marketing. The ad sheepishly avoids uttering the legendary Apple brand name in fear that people will just start randomly lining up somewhere. View "the real ad" for yourself and join the mindless zombies reciting the fairy tale of how far Vista has come. (Why didn't I get the memo saying the world isn't flat?)

[via ZD Net]   [Seinfeld TV Ad]

Mac Vanity License Plate Reaches Epic Fail

It's gotta suck badly to finally get your custom "Mac Guy" vanity license plate from the DMV only to experience the instant horror of an epic failure beyond belief. Talk about ruining your day. I've heard fanatical Mac heads use the expression; "I'm so gay for Mac products" but this is really going too far. There's no set of wheels so totally bad ass that could ever outweigh the magnitude of this fail plate.

Much man love to Shawn for the tip.