CALIFORNIA - There is such a thing as vibrant team spirit present at every new Apple store opening across the globe. Then there's this random act of opening day enthusiasm (above) that blew right past acceptable into epic FAIL. The line is wafer thin.
With a record number of new stores being built, Steve Jobs has been alerted to the potential risks of 'Opening Day Disorder' reported to strike one in every twenty Apple employees at store grand openings. By the looks on the faces of people in line, it appears the staffers improvised 'happy dance' may have been too much to comprehend. Thankfully this valued Apple employee is expected to make a full recovery.
"It's so embarrassing when the disorder takes over," said Lilly Whitener a former Apple Specialist who battled O.D.D. "I rushed up to one Genius at our Grand Opening and started licking his entire face like it was a Blow Pop. I quit the next day, but we're married now."
[photo by Guerella]
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