Believe it or not, "Fake Steve Jobs" is still one of the hottest costumes alive, packed with enormous cool factor because it can be worn anytime of year. Since the old "Fake Steve Jobs" is now officially dead, there's room for an entire army of Jobsian clones to arise. Why wait when you can be like Steve right now?
We've linked to all of the essentials you'll need to front as Apple's beloved CEO. Start with a handy household screwdriver and remove both of your license plates. Then buy your mock-turtleneck, your 992 New Balance sneakers, your Levi 501 Jeans and scare up a pair of round spectacles. Blammo! You're Steve Jobs broseph. Why not start a snarky blog too? For authenticity, dangle a firewire cable from your back pocket to make any true Apple fanboi ROFL.
For an added twist, dabb on some white face make-up, black out around your eyes, add a few bloody gashes and transform your El Jobso into the walking dead, as a "Night of the Living Jobs" zombie. No matter what version of Fake Steve Jobs you choose, dead or alive, the hotties will dig you and the guys will wish they could be you. Because everyone is dying to be like Steve.