SAN FRANCISCO - An eagle eyed photographer recently spotted
an iPhone inside a window display at the San Francisco Apple store
sending rogue text messages promoting Barack Obama to passers by. Two other iPhones
were forced to stand idle as witnesses to this horrific event. A closer look revealed an obvious message of Obama support urging viewership of
his upcoming debate with John McCain.
"Watch Barack debate John McCain tonight at 9PM ET on any of the major networks or cable. REPLY to this msg with your 5 digit ZIP CODE for local Obama updates."
An Obama mole must be working deep cover inside Apple retail, making masterful attempts at pulling votes away from John McCain in this diabolical scheme. Everyone knows that Obama is a Mac and McCain is a PC. Does this mean that iPhone could actually influence the voting of Americans from inside Apple Store display windows around the nation? I took the liberty of contacting Jack Bauer myself. These Obama zombies have to be stopped!
[Photo by Arnold Sandoval]
That was the canned message that was sent to all Obama supporters before the debate. An odd, but highly plausible explanation is that someone signed up for text notifications with the wrong phone number -- a phone number that just happened to belong to one of these little display units.
Personally, I take it as a sign from the Fates.
Posted by: Chris Pratt | October 02, 2008 at 09:39 AM