Apple has pimped out their wildly popular iPod Shuffle with four new fantastical colors just in time for election day on November 4th. Anxious Republicans are sure to be doing the "McCain Shuffle" with tongues wagging all the way to the voting booths. Capture the world's most wearable music player in vibrant blue, green, pink, or red for $49 dollars 1GB and $69 for the 2GB model.
Then go out and buy John McCain's brand new dance CD, "The Way He
Walks", set for release on October 31st. There will be no shortage of
McCain zombies lining up to grab a little piece of ancient history. The Village Voice
called McCain's version of Michael Jackson's "Thriller", "Unspeakable
horror. Even worse than we ever imagined."
Download the entire CD from
iTunes with an exclusive ebook showing step-by-step instructions for
doing The McCain Shuffle plus get two bonus tracks, "Walking On Sunshine" and "Jump". Supplies are unlimited.
[album design by Peter Breuer]
New colors? Apple dumped the 2007-2008 colors back in early September and returned to the 2006-2007 colors minus orange.
Posted by: Bregalad | October 23, 2008 at 11:05 AM