photo by Jeff Werner
VICTORIA, BC - In a random sampling of seven college students attending a lecture at one British Columbia university, conclusive evidence has revealed that 43% of college women prefer Apple's wildly popular Mac laptop over PC's. An eighth woman present remained neutral on the subject pretending to be more interested in the lecture than our research.
It's unfortunate that our inability to capture a wider photograph seriously impaired the final results of what was planned to be a comprehensive study. Attempts to access other classrooms and universities in Canada were thwarted by several unfriendly encounters with campus security.
Mac haters come in all shapes and sizes with some disguised in rent-a-cop uniforms. That assumption was immediately confirmed by three out of four students who witnessed our team being physically removed from the premises. Those no neck campus security hacks in Canada really need to Think Different.
Our team is currently collecting data for an innovative new study involving Macs and super models. We're anticipating the results to be quite favorable for Apple. The truth is out there.
Pictured above: Alessandra Ambrosio and Gisele Bundchen [photo by Gabriel Galvão]
I like the Mac too; runs well, and comes with a lot of useful apps. The interface is neat--but I can't get over how fruity and inefficient it is.
Posted by: shy.tack | January 21, 2009 at 09:55 AM
You're actually taking the story SERIOUSLY? Wow. Pathetic.
Posted by: acetomato | October 13, 2008 at 04:58 PM
You're actually basing your study on a sampling of SEVEN people? Wow. Pathetic.
Posted by: Mannie | October 12, 2008 at 05:15 PM
Good clicking!
Posted by: Partners in Grime | October 12, 2008 at 09:18 AM