Here's a cheap and practical idea for hand charging your iPhone battery while building grip strength into your hairy flesh forks. Real men know that those newfangled iPhone chargers are for the asshats constantly looking for an excuse to piss away more money on iPhone accessories.
Designer Mac Funamizu, is having no part of that fanboy asshattery by designing a straight forward solution that allows you to "pump up" your iPhone battery as part of your daily workout. Get a grip on low battery problems at the office or while riding the subway. It's the perfect gift idea for that shaved ape, cult of iPhone fanatic in your life. Coming soon to all Apple store locations.
So how many strokes are we talking in order to charge up even a half depleted iPhone. 250? 500? It would have to be lot. Most people would get hand cramps long before getting a few minutes charge.
What next? Some sort of miniature wind turbine that you blow through like a whistle? Really unbelievable.
Posted by: Constable Odo | November 16, 2008 at 01:16 PM
Perfect! I've been looking for a cheap charging solution for my iPhone. I love the idea of working it by hand.
Posted by: kerrygrl | November 16, 2008 at 03:22 PM
What about some other kind of hand motion, one that all men are experts at!!
Imagine a bunch of people on the subway seeming to be wh@cking off while others nonchalantly look on like "OH...they must be charging their iPhone"
Posted by: Gandu | December 21, 2008 at 03:58 PM