SEATTLE, WA - This year we decided to decorate our Christmas tree with miniature iPhone 3G ornaments and our obsessive man-love for Steve Jobs. Not that anything's wrong with that. There's just no better way to confirm our fanatical loyalty to Apple.
We then converted our photo into a make-shift Christmas e-card to say 'thank you' our seventeen loyal readers in 2008. Now you can do the same [Hi-Res photos here].
We wish all our readers and gawkers a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the entire iPhone Savior news team. Make family a priority this year because love is the only answer to our economy and the best way to battle seasonal depression.
The iPhone Savior Will Be On Holiday Break returning to news and satire before the new year begins. Sincerely wishing everyone an iPhone 3G for Christmas and some sweet dreams of Steve.
"Sweet dreams are made of Steve, who am I to disagree."
The iPhone Savior News Team