Shortly before Apple launched the original Jesus phone in 2007, they applied for a misguided patent application for extra special iPhone gloves, designed to make anyone using an iPhone in the bone chilling cold look like a total ass hat. Fortunately the "magic fingers" iGlove design was abandoned by Apple, ultimately averting an epic product disaster.
Now everyone can re-live the memory of Apple iPhone gloves over and over with this Limited Edition "iPhone Hand Job" t-shirt supporting Apple's decision to abort creating a five finger wonder-turd. The iPhone Hand Job t-shirt will not bring the kind of prolonged pleasure that the uniquely ribbed glove tips would have offered to cult of iPhone faithful. But it's a perfect way to say; "Thank you Apple for not creating the tragic iGlove, you would have instantly sucked the cool out of owning an iPhone".
How much is sending that message worth? Priceless!