French Blog Fails To Launch 'Red iPhone' Fake

 

FRANCE - A rogue gang of French ass clowns at the NowhereElse website ran with a sketchy set of photos featuring an obviously fake iPhone Red on Sunday only hours before Macworld 2009 launches into full swing. The red iPhone casing (in the image below) can be easily acquired on Ebay along with options in Gold, Pink and Purple. Sold by a group of brosephs calling themselves Gadget-Bro. French cult of iPhone fanatics were distraught after learning the truth, choosing to engourge themselves on meat filled croissants for several hours after the failed rumor.

Even though the Frenchies expressed a bit of doubt over the blatant fake, they still applied perfectly fugly watermarks all over the photo just in case. We took the liberty of awarding NowhereElse the epic FAIL badge which more accurately reflects their conribution to this shameless iPhone rumor attempted in the eleventh hour before Macworld. 'No Where Else' online can an epic failure of this magnitude be found. I mean nowhere!

"Regardless, this kind of simple announcement is one we could easily expect to see Apple making at Macworld this week." Gizmodo said about the red iPhone faker.

Congratulations my French friends. You failed!