The 'Dancing With The Stars' judges rated The Woz' debut performance just north of brutally honest during the show's two hour Monday night premiere, serving up a pathetic 13 total points. Len Goodman said; "It held my attention throughout," and then delivered this bombshell, "Overall it was a disaster!"
To make things much worse Bruno Tonioli, described Woz' Cha Cha dance-o-rama in this way; "It was like watching a Teletubby going mad on a Gay Pride Parade". Man that's harsh!
In an attempt to put the viewing audience at ease Woz spit out a brilliant family friendly revelation, "I'm having so much fun they're testing me for drugs tomorrow," Wozniak said. He quickly reminded the judges that it was only a joke during the awkward uncomfortable silence that followed.
The good news is that it can only get better from here on out. Good luck Woz.
I saw a good natured man who does not take himself too seriously having a hell of a good time. The snide little critic wannabees could take a lesson from that.
Posted by: win39 | March 10, 2009 at 05:53 PM
"...black is not slimming, its just dark."
I've heard that the camera adds 10 pounds. It looks like this was shot with at least three cameras.
Posted by: AllyRox | March 10, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Speaking as one to another Mr. Woz, old fat men shouldn't do things like that on TV...I couldn't watch more than a couple of seconds. Dignity should not depreciate with age....and black is not slimming, its just dark.
Posted by: Bob Forsberg | March 10, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Wouldn't you just love to know what Steve Jobs made of that!
Well done Woz.
Posted by: Jon T | March 10, 2009 at 05:23 AM