Since the release of the repulsive virtual baby killing iPhone app "Baby Shaker", that was yanked down from the App Store only 48 hours after its release, there's no telling what kind of tasteless apps Apple might approve next. That's what makes the App Store so much fun. With the company's app approval process becoming more and more confusing for developers with every new submission, we thought we would take at crack at unveiling our own Top Ten list of tasteless iPhone apps submitted for your disapproval.
Indulge yourself with this ultra-trendy, Chris Brown inspired iPhone app Celebrity Beatdown. Select from an always growing library of celebrity snapshots, then add gashes, stitches, bandages and bruises on command. Beatdown your favorite celebrity just because you can. Your iPhone will be a regular Grey's Anatomy trauma center for celebs without the prying paparazzi.
Have you ever wondered what your friends would look like as meth heads? I have! Now it's effortless with Meth Faced, or why not starve a virtual pet with iStarve Pets. Just shake this app and watch your personal pet slowly shrink away into skin and bones. Pick from hundreds of adorable pets to dispose of.
If you're a nature lover you'll enjoy endless fun with our wildly popular Seal Clubber game for all ages. Alone and bored on a Saturday night? Why not try Jerkin The Gherkin or drive yourself crazy with our mega-hit Drink 'N Drive. A game that lets you maneuver your car through crowded city streets with a blood alcohol level of 3.0. Select your city and then drive with no pity just like in our addictive freeway shooter game, Road Rage. Where every driver (other than you) are instantly hunted as road kill.
If simulated drunk driving is not your bag then give Bong Rip or Wife Beater a proper test drive. Bong Rip is a unique app that let's everyone be like Michael Phelps at the party. Inhale near the iPhone's mic and pull back an epic bong rip over and over again.
Then "see what brown can do for you" with Oops I Crapped In Your Face. Yep! There's an app for that. No face is sacred in this mindless "crap splattering" game that brings new meaning to the term shit faced. Meant for iPhone fanatics of all ages.
With each one of these hilarious apps priced at only $.99 cents, you'll feel no personal guilt grabbing them all. The fine folks over at KRAPPS will have a lynching party with this distinguished group of offensive iPhone krapware. Why let your conscience get in the way of stupid iPhone fun? Nobody else does! Buy your favorite app today!
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There is a shaken baby one that I think is of poor taste.
Posted by: Ajlouny | May 28, 2009 at 09:39 PM
I get it. This is humor.
Posted by: Mike Kirby | May 05, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Where do you find the app bong rip? it is not in itunes
Posted by: hitman | May 04, 2009 at 09:43 AM