Corey Jones has come up with a downright fantastical idea to keep a teething baby satisfied. Got wood? This
hunk of hillbilly goodness will spare Dad the horror of finding his new
iPhone hanging out of junior's mouth when waking up from a
drunken stupor.
Jones' do-it-yourself, hand-carved "iPhoney" concept took about four hours of whittling to complete. It's made of all natural cherry wood and nearly indestructible. It comes complete with an etched Apple logo on the back and a home
button on the front. Aimed at pleasing the most discerning babies who
are ultra picky about their brand of hillbilly iPhone chew toys.
If you're all about raising up your youngins to gnaw on wood like a gosh dern beaver, then this backwards-ass country toy is perfect for you. I can almost taste it myself. Yee-haw!
DIY Photos by Corey Jones
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