STYLE GUIDE: After realizing that these 'Slide To Unlock' iPanties are being sold online by the dozen, Cult of iPhone fanatics will either be filled with feelings of classic "happy, happy, joy, joy" or they'll want to stab themselves in the eye to release the pressure from a massive brain hemorrhage.
What started out as a casual joke on the wildly popular tech blog Gizmodo, has now spawned into a low fashion frenzy some designers are calling "The first full throttle blockbuster hit of the summer!" While the slide to unlock doormat welcomes guests into your home, the iPanty makes you 'think different'.
iPanties come in three naughty sizes for her, small, medium and damn that girl is thick. They're made from high-quality, heat absorbing cotton and trimmed with comfy elastic to ensure a feel-good fit. iPanties are 100% machine washable, but you may want to hand wash these with gentle care.
I'm certain this homage to proper iPhone entry will be irresistible to any certified Mac chick looking to add some secret flair to her southern resort area. I would expect this iPhone geekware to be a huge hit at bachelorette parties and guys poker night. I've already sent a pair of iPanties to Steve Jobs for him to autograph and return.
If you know iPhone, you'll get the joke. If you don't... then you won't!
$12 each via iPanties