CUPERTINO, CA - Steve Jobs has officially returned to Apple's Cupertino campus according to a report by Jim Goldman, the Silicon Valley Bureau Chief for CNBC. While Apple is still not commenting on the news with an official statement, ol' Jimbo seems certain because employees are confirming that Jobs was there on Monday.
"The news is solid. Jobs is back in the house, at least for today." Jim Goldman wrote in his post for CNBC.
Meanwhile, Reuters is reporting that "the deity" himself was spotted leaving Apple's Cupertino headquarters in a black car along with with "two men in black suits". a sighting that sounds suspiciously like it could have been Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones filming a super-secretive scene from a new "Men In Black" film where aliens attempt to kidnap Mr. Jobs.
"Steve Jobs showed up for work on Monday and was spotted leaving the main corporate campus in Cupertino, California, a Reuters witness said." Reuters reports.
"On Monday, he was seen leaving the main Apple building in Cupertino, California and getting into a black car alone that was then driven off by men in black suits with ear-pieces." Source: Reuters
Several websites have joined into the Jobsian news party offering up their own panties to be all twisted up into a bunch. Who are we to resist such a temptation? Is Apple still planning an event on June 26th, intended to publicly herald a triumphant return of "the deity"? We soon shall see.
“[He was] dressed in his trademark black turtleneck and jeans. He walked out chatting with another person before climbing into a black car that then drove off.” Reuters reported.
Either way, Jim Goldman is totally convinced... "Jobs is in the House!"
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I am so excited!! I have had to settle for having Dear Leader as a wallpaper image for these long months holding vigil until he returns.
Posted by: Dizzle | June 23, 2009 at 12:36 AM