STYLE GUIDE: The invitation here looks innocent enough, buy this handcrafted iPhone cozy as a simple way to protect your iPhone from scratches while expressing profound man-love for your epic Nintendo Wii. Seems cool right?
Then ten minutes after you gently slide this awkward felt condom over your iPhone, the horrifying jokes begin. Hey bro why don't you get up and show us all your Wii-ness? or even this one, Hey everybody here comes Ryan... all hail his Wii-ness! All hail his Wii-ness!
You get the idea right? The $10 bucks you invest for some cheap protection will never make up for the endless hours of humiliation capable of scarring you for a lifetime.
Plus the design of this phallic fail-pouch looks more like it was hacked together by a one-eyed third grader on craft day. Purchase at your own risk!
Even if I need some cozy for my iPhone, I think I would rather save my money and spend it for my aion subscription fee than to buy that kind of crap.
Posted by: aion kinah | October 13, 2009 at 10:13 PM