NEW JERSEY - It took thieves :31 seconds to steal 14 iPhones, 23 MacBook Pro laptops and 9 iPod touch devices before the security guard on site finished a long chug on his Big Gulp. Exclusive surveillance video footage shows the precision timed theft in progress as looters rock the Sagemore Apple store location in Marlton, New Jersey at 2:05 am on Wednesday morning.
The five brazen members of the "Apple Brick Gang" quickly smashed the retail store's plate glass door using a brick as a projectile at the upscale Promenade Shopping Center along New Jersey's Route 73. Thieves timed their epic smash and grab right after the guard completed his rounds.
The Apple store robbery footage serves as an ideal do-it-yourself training film that can easily be duplicated by any wonder-douche with half brain and a good pair of running shoes. I wish my wife could learn to shop this fast.
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