While most of us know that the best farts come free, Joel Comm, developer of the biggest selling iPhone fart making apps has opened the first official fart store inside of his iFart Mobile app. The idea behind his new store concept is simple, the user pays $.99 for a fresh updated arsenal of iPhone farts featuring titles like the Broccoli Bomber, After Dinner Mint, Pork'n'Beans and Chocolate Syrup. Genius!
The purchase is called a "Foods Fart Pack", which includes approximately 10 added short-stainers for your listening pleasure. I consider Chocolate Syrup and Tooti Fruity to be instant classics in the category of iPhone ass thunder. Expect additional fart packs to populate the iFart Store in the near future, a concept that sets a raunchy new low in virtual shopping via iPhone.
What most purveyors of iPhone farts may not be aware of, is that iFart Mobile ($.99) also features a useful "Record-A-Fart" function that allows users to populate and pollute their iPhone with home grown favorites. The only drawback is that only one fart is able to be recorded and stored without naming rights. Now there's a feature I would certainly pay extra to have expanded. Who wouldn't want to store a private collection of trouser trumpets for true gas masters to share and examine together? Don't answer that!
The iFart store is now open for business with the updated iFart Mobile app version (2.20). Look for the store button on the bottom right after launching the app. An additional ($.99) is billed directly to your iTunes account for the Foods Fart Pack.
I'm convinced that the iFart Store will be a major hit with hardcore fans! Just in time for holiday shoppers. Get your fresh baked farts here! As they like to say at the Chinese food buffet... Enjoy.
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