Delivering a refreshing new low in shameless app development, ShotTac Toe ($.99) boldly goes where no iPhone bar game has gone before. This little beauty serves up over one hundred shooter recipes created for avid booze donkeys to guzzle as they battle each other in a classic game of tic-tac-toe. It's definitely not your Grandpa's Bar Nite Bingo game.
Players begin with a full game board of random shots like the Irish whiskey soaked "Car Bomb" or a "Thunder and Lightning" made up of equal parts Bacardi 151 and Goldschlager. One player takes the (X) and the other the (O), but if you want the square, you do the shot. If shooters named "Smurf Piss" are not your thing, just hit restart for another chance to end the night face down on the hood of your car.
Phone Bros, creators of this ingenious and highly useful bar game for dummies, insist that ShotTac Toe "makes for a great start to a night out." But we all know better, right? If downing a handful of highly toxic cocktails is just the start of your night, I would hate to be the booze Jedi having to clean up after Irish soda Yoda when the big night is over. It's all fun and games until someone ruins a liver.
ShotTac Toe... the iPhone drinking game where any loser can end up looking like a real polluted winner. That's why this one carries a 17+ rating. If you choose not to play along, this app still makes a handy iPhone recipe book for instant hangovers. Good luck with that!
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