Summer at the Jersey Shore has arrived a few months early on iPhone with the unofficial iJerseyshore ($.99) soundboard app. MTV's obnoxious guidos and guidette's deliver one sound bite after another featuring mindless babble that will instantly give the douche chills to anyone with half a brain.
The app shamelessly rips clips from the TV show with no regard for quality whatsoever. You'll get to enjoy Snooki's heartwarming invitation to "Lick My Ass." and Pauly D's personal style revelation, "There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel."
I wouldn't be shocked if this one gets yanked from the App Store as soon as MTV and their mostly fabricated Italian-American disaster squad realize someone is pulling a robbery move on their fifteen minutes of fame. Especially since the cast has signed on for Season 2, which will reportedly take place in Miami's South Beach at $10,000 per cast member for each episode.
Just like the show, iJerseyshore is all tacky brawn and no brains. It will give Italian-Americans one more thing to be offended about. That said, I'm still convinced die hard fans will creep on this app with no buyers remorse the morning after.
That's the situation bro. So let the fist pumping begin.
[Photo via JerseyShoreSlang.com]
Hahah this is fun.. Im an Italian american and this show makes me laugh. This app is great. I cant wait for an update. Give us more.. and there other soundboards are good too.
Posted by: Cancro | February 18, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Got it too today. Def worth my 99 Cents! "I look like Rambo with my shirt off" - The Situation
Keep it coming... Great Review! Thanks! I love this Site!
Posted by: HellsAngelz | February 18, 2010 at 06:35 PM
Hahaha. I just pranked a friend pretending I was snookie. I am having fun with this on my iphone. Dam the NJ shore is gonna be popular this year!
Posted by: Joanna-G | February 18, 2010 at 05:40 PM
I LOVE THIS APP!! No joke, make fun all you want but I probably use this more than any app on my phone.
Posted by: JoeSKinner | February 18, 2010 at 05:32 PM