STYLE GUIDE: After witnessing the failed launch of "Laptop Burka", the first ever geek sheet for outdoor laptop viewing, I knew that the parade of grand buffoonery would not be far behind.
The newest contender to the designer walk of shame is called TV Hat. Simply slide your iPhone into the rear pouch of this brilliantly crafted ass hat for nerds and the attached 2.5x magnification screen will deliver a virtual movie theater experience that those around you will never forget.
The makers of TV Hat suggest using their personal theater at the beach, on planes, while camping or even at home in bed sitting next to your imaginary wife.
The future of iPhone movie watching has arrived just in time for summer. Expect to pay $19.95 for your very own TV Hat along with a guarantee of public humiliation with each use. I like to think of it as practical iPhone geekwear for the modern lonely guy.
It's absolutely fabulous.