STYLE GUIDE: Phoneballs has delivered a brilliantly nutty iPhone fashion accessory just in time for drunken summer beach parties. Phoneballs offers silicone protection for your iPhone, while exposing you to endless teabagging every time you whip out your phone to make a call. It's pure genius!
Your dangling iPhone balls can be used as a nifty kick stand when out boozing with friends or provide something to jiggle around during those awkward and uncomfortable moments on a first date.
Although the fine folks at Phoneballs promise their fantastical "happy sack" will protect your data port from dust and dirt, it will make charging a bit of a "ball buster". But I can't deny that a mini man-sack never looked so natural hanging from the end of an iPhone.
Expect to pay $15 dollars for your choice of two racy colors, "Peach Fuzz" pink or "Blue Balls" blue. And know that 10% of all proceeds will go to testicular cancer research. So go nuts! I'm ordering a pair of "Phoneball" cases for myself.