CUPERTINO, CA - It turns out that the Steve Jobs ninja star discovery at Japan's Kansai International Airport was actually Apple's newest iPod prototype device expected to launch right in time for holiday shoppers.
Say hello to iPod ninja. It's the sharpest tool in the shed.
“iPod ninja fits into that sweet spot between the iPod touch and a small handgun,” says Apple spokesperson Ted Wetmore."
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