The news team over at Scoopertino have launched a delicious spoof about Apple cutting out the music companies by re-recording every song on iTunes with Miss Siri on vocals.
"Tim Cook and his executive team had been toying with creative ways to tighten Apple’s stranglehold on the world music market — but the light bulb went on the moment Tim learned that Siri could carry a tune." Scoopertino news wrote.
"The plan is simple: cut out the music companies and re-record the songs — all 12 million of them — with Siri on vocals."
"We have every intention of paying for the music rights,” explained Cook. “We just don’t see the need to pay the performers and middle men."
This idea is bound to finally put the brilliant work of the Scoopertino team on the viral map. It's absolutely spot on hysterical! Read the entire satirical romp.