The dangerous minds at Acquacalda have imagined a way to turn the crotch of your capri jeans into a convenient table no matter where you choose to plop down. Say hello to "Pic Nic Pants" ladies.
By adding a triangular patch of strechable fabric, Acquacalda designers have created a fantastical new way for eating and for reading your iPad while on the go.
The fabric is loose enough so you can still walk around while standing — which should make you the most popular ass clown in the hipster circus.
Pic Nic Pants also come equipped with a dangling side pocket that can used to hold a drink or utensils. There's just no end to the ways you can enjoy your handy crotch table while lollygagging out in the wild. It gives an entirely new meaning to "eating pants".
While there's still no specific pricing listed, I'm certain that overwhelming feelings of quiet shame come free upon delivery. That's priceless!
[via Like Cool]






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