Several hours after Santa delivered shiny new iPhones to all the good girls and boys on his list — 10 unfortunate souls have already cracked their screens or figured out some other epic way to bring instant destruction to their high tech toy.
The best gift that anyone can get with a brand new iPhone 5 is a destroy-proof hard case to go along with it before the box is even opened. It's an essential gift for every iPhone newbie.
Each device should also come with a warning sticker that tile floors and cement are not your iPhone's friend. Time to call the fix-it guys.
See — this is why some of you can't have nice things!