There's finally hope for those suffering from Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation or what many commonly refer to as HIPSTER disorder. Those constant trips to the Apple store may become manageable for the first time ever.
Unpretentiousil is a new scientific breakthrough that has been clinically proven to stop "douchebaggery at its root" — rather than other less effective treatments which only treat surface symptoms.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel for those HIPSTER sufferers living in Brooklyn and Portlandia or anywhere else for that matter. Thanks Unpretentiousil.
Note: Unpretentiousil may be harmful to those who are allergic to change.