There's really very few things that would cause Tony Stark to quietly shuffle off into the shadows from instant humiliation — until now that is.
With Iron Man 3 finally hitting theaters, I would expect this official MARVEL iPhone 5 Mark VII protective armor case to signal the start of a long comic geek parade of grand consumerism.
The arc reactor located right above the sculpted abs on this bulky little marvel can be set to illuminate for incoming calls — sending a clear nerd alert signal to everyone in the room.
An alert which will instantly cause that one ultra-shy hot chick in the corner to target you like a heat seeking missile. Or not.
Iron Man Mark VII case comes with a slidable camera cover on the rear shoulder and a special metallic colored paint application for only $49 — which you can pre-order now from Brando.com. Then simply slide on your new iPhone 5 suit of armor and snap it into place.
That obnoxious feeling of superhero pocket bulge comes free upon delivery. Did I mention this battery-powered suit of shame is being called a Limited Edition? I hope you understand exactly why that is.