Every new relationship begins with that glorious honeymoon period. You spend as much time as you can together. You're constantly holding each other. You spend time in bed with her and every little thing she does seems so amazing. It's love at first sight.
That's exactly how it feels to embrace a brand new iPhone and fondle it with loving care right out of the box. It's the first thing you see every morning when you wake up and the last thing you see going to bed at night.
College Humor pokes fun at this sad but true loving relationship between a man and his precious iPhone in their new video “New iPhones are Like New Girlfriends”.
Although that magical honeymoon period does eventually loose its glimmer — like big, dumb, shaved apes we all rush back in to strike up a fresh relationship with a new and improved version of the same old thing.
True love can last forever — as long as you update it on a regular basis.