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Megan Fox Takes Super Bowl Bath for Motorola

Confirmed Mac chick Megan Fox, photographed on dozens of occasions sporting her beloved iPhone 3G, took a dive for the Motorola money to pimp the Devour in a brand new Super Bowl ad. It sickens me to see Fox, an iPhone goddess, soaking wet in a bath tub pimping some inferior mobile device.

Millions of people were forced to witness this farce, this grand mockery of two shams.

I don't care how hot Megan Fox is, we all know she's ten times hotter when she's holding her iPhone. She looks ridiculous holding that box-shaped excuse for innovation. Motoblur? Seriously? After watching this video for the twenty seventh time in a row, it's starting to give me the douche chills. I feel dirty.

I wonder what will happen when Motorola finally puts out this device? Probably nothing.

[Motorola]

MacJacket Adds Skittles Colors To Your MacBook

STYLE GUIDE: Say hello to The MacJacket. It's a removable vinyl sticker that brings living color customization to your MacBook lid with the greatest of ease. Each decal is especially made to order for a 15" MacBook Pro offered in 16 glowing color choices including black and white.

MacJacket covers are created with a matte finish, designed to reflect very little light. The idea of the vinyl sticker has come of age in this latest practical application. I smell goodness here. Expect to pay $21 per sticker and allow 3-5 business days for your order to arrive. Taste the rainbow!

   

[Lana Cole via Etsy]

Video: Charlie Rose Gushes Over Apple iPad

Television icon Charlie Rose, recently hosted an iPad review round table featuring WSJ Tech columnist Walt Mossberg, Michael Arrington from TechCrunch and media columnist David Carr from the New York Times. It was clear that Rose is holding some pent-up man-lust for the iPad. I thought the discussion was intelligent, balanced and enlightening.

"It's a pretty sexy application for books and it's gonna be hard to resist," David Carr said. "I think there's a whole lot of companies who gotta be looking at this and saying, Is this a bridge to the future or a gallows for us? Which is it?" - David Carr - The New York Times

The banter became a tad awkward when the Super Friends focused on the iPad's lack of Flash and multitasking capabilities. Mossberg made an attempt to explain away the lack of these features, but then turned the attention back to the end user saying;

"Consumers don't care about formats, they just want to see the video."

My favorite moment came when David Carr spoke candidly about Amazon's Kindle compared to Apple's iPad; "It looked like something the Mennonites made 150 years ago." David Carr said.

Wow! That's gonna leave a mark.

Amazon Folds Like A Lawn Chair to Macmillan eBook Pricing Demands

In a sudden and awkward about face, Amazon posted an announcement that it will be folding to demands by Macmillan to begin charging $15 for the publisher's e-books, as opposed to Amazon's standard pricing of $9.99.

Last week, Amazon pulled Macmillan's books from the Kindle store in protest over the publisher's request for the bookseller to raise prices of their titles from $10 to $15 dollars.

"Macmillan, one of the “big six” publishers, has clearly communicated to us that, regardless of our viewpoint, they are committed to switching to an agency model and charging $12.99 to $14.99 for e-book versions of bestsellers and most hardcover releases." Amazon wrote in a public announcement on their website.

The Amazon vs. Macmillan debacle came to a crashing halt less than five days after Apple unveiled it's new iPad device, announcing that it intends to sell Apple iBooks through a special iPad app. With Apple's e-book model, publishers will be able to charge $12.99 to $14.99 for most general fiction and nonfiction titles. Similar to the deal with app developers, Apple will keep 30 percent of each sale from their iBookstore, and publishers will take 70 percent.

Stephen Colbert Whips Out iPad at Grammys

Stephen Colbert, host of the 2010 Grammys, shock-rocked the audience at the Staples Center during his opening monologue by whipping out a new Apple iPad from underneath his jacket to deliver the nominees for "Song of The Year". He immediately started goofing on rapper elite, Jay-Z.

"Jay-Z, did you not get one of these in your gift bag? "Am I cooler than you? Colbert asked as both Jay-Z the crowd are shown erupting with laughter.

It certainly looked like the real deal he was holding in his hands. Yes, Stephen, you definitely are cooler than Jay-Z holding that iTampon tablet. Watch the video below.

[via Gizmodo]

Video: A Candid Look at Steve Jobs Pimping iPad

The wildly popular and equally lovely Kara Swisher, who pens the Boom Town column for All Things D, captured some rare video footage of Steve Jobs pimping his iPad to WSJ tech writer Walt Mossberg, shortly after Apple's big event wrapped up on Wednesday. The home video style approach to the shooting makes the viewing experience all the more satisfying. Giving viewers the feeling that Swisher is operating a spy cam as she enters the Apple's inner sanctum.

Although Mossberg appears in this video, filling the screen like a pair of bearded bookends, it's the candid moments with El Jobso that held my attention. Especially the portion when Mossberg presses Jobs on Apple's potential iBook pricing of $14.99 compared to Amazon e-books at $9.99. Jobs confidently announces that e-book prices would be the same, but his next statement was a clear swipe aimed at Amazon.

"Publishers are actually gonna pull their books from Amazon, because they're not happy with them." Steve Jobs said.

The camera was abruptly stopped at that point and then restarted. What Jobs said about Amazon after the cut will most likely never be published. It's still great stuff to peer in on all the same. I enjoyed Kara's clever remarks delivered off camera, including her referring to Jobs as "El Jobso". Brilliant! Well done Kara.

[Apple 2.0]   [Photo by John Gruber]

Apple Unwraps 'Magical' iPad Tablet for $499

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -Steve Jobs described Apple's wildly anticipated tablet-style computer as "a truly magical and revolutionary product." when the company's CEO finally took the wraps off of the iPad in front of a packed house at the Yerba Buena Center in San Francisco Wednesday morning.

The glorious iPad was showcased with a 9.7-inch LED-backlit, IPS touch screen display, measuring a half-inch thick and weighing only 1.5 pounds with 1024-by-768-pixel resolution at 132 pixels per inch (ppi). It's loaded with a 1GHz Apple A4 custom-designed, high-performance, low-power system-on-a-chip. [iPad specs]

iPad will be delivered to Apple faithful in late March, featuring 16, 32 or 64 gigabytes of flash memory storage, along with with Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity built in. The Wi-Fi only models are priced at $499, $599 and $699 respectively. The handy dock, camera connection adapters and iPad Case which doubles as a stand, will cost extra.

"What this device does is extraordinary," Jobs said. "It is the best browsing experience you've ever had. ... It's unbelievably great ... way better than a laptop. Way better than a smartphone."

For those seeking 3G connectivity, you can expect to pay $629, $729 and $829 for the iPad, which will be released around April according to Mr. Jobs. AT&T is offering two mobile plans without any contract attached, which comes as relief to many. iPadders can expect to pay $14.99 per month for 250 megabytes of data, or $29.99 for unlimited usage via AT&T.

iTampon Name Goes Viral After Apple Unveils iPad

Within an hour after Steve Jobs unveiled Apple's "magical and revolutionary" iPad device, the Twitter universe began to explode with references to the feminine hygiene product Tampon, poking fun at Apple's new product by calling it the "iTampon". One user went as far as suggesting a Tampon could be used as a stylus for the iPad.

iTampon quickly reached the number one trending topic on Twitter, over taking "Apple iPad" at the number one spot. The idea of iTampon going viral is a hysterical concept. It certainly serves as great advertising for the Kotex brand.

On December 25th, a Mac Rumors report pointed to Apple using the name iSlate for their tablet device. That grand speculation turned out to be inaccurate.

Last week we featured a Mad TV spoof that lampooned Apple back in 2006 with a brilliant iPad skit that focused on a new Apple product aimed at feminine hygiene. It appears that iLife has imitated art over at Apple headquarters. Will the iPad name ever survive the ridicule. I hope not!

Apple iPad Dashboard Widget Released In 2006

Tooling around the Apple website, I stumbled across this fun little find. It's a desktop widget called iPad, released as freeware on February 28, 2006. Surprisingly, it's still available for download and now resident on my MacBook Air.

The iPad was created for taking notes. If you look closely, you can see the Apple logo in reverse from the back with iPad also appearing backwards. The screen was even elongated to fit more text.

A curious little find on the night before Apple's big tablet unveiling. Does this mean that the "iPad" name is not part of Apple's plan? There's no way to tell, but it's still a cool little widget to have no matter what Apple ends up calling their tablet device. You heard it here first.

[UPDATE: Apple yanked down the iPad Widget]

Steve Jobs Touts Major New Product This Week

CUPERTINO, CA - When Apple announced record breaking Q1 net profits of $3.38 billion, or $3.67 per diluted share after the stock market closed today, Steve Jobs chimed in with a very untypical hint at a major new product coming this week. a sign that "dear leader' is overcome with excitement. I am certain that El Jobso was touting his wildly anticipated iPad tablet device.

“The new products we are planning to release this year are very strong, starting this week with a major new product that we’re really excited about.” said Steve "Moses" Jobs, Apple’s CEO.

The Company posted revenue of $15.68 billion for fiscal its 2010 first quarter which ended on December 26, 2009. This compares to revenue of $11.88 billion and net quarterly profit of $2.26 billion, or $2.50 per diluted share for the same time period one year-ago.

“If you annualize our quarterly revenue, it’s surprising that Apple is now a $50+ billion company,” Jobs said.

Apple's international sales delivered huge again, accounting for 58 percent of the quarter’s revenue. With Apple's tablet event less than 48 hours away, I can hardly contain my enthusiasm. It's time to start wrapping the iPhone Savior news center in plastic in order to withstand the excessively large puddles of joy expected to overflow on Wednesday morning. After all Mr. Jobs did say "products".

“This will be the most important thing I’ve ever done” – Steve Jobs, referring to the soon-to-be-launched Apple Tablet.

Yawl ready for this?  The myth is about to become legend.

[Tablet mock up my Miguel Suárez]