JibJab "2009 Year In Review" (Lyrics)
Of the years that have passed in time,
No there has never been one like '09!
43 was pushed out the door,
And 44's a bit darker then before!
There was fraud in Afghanistan,
And a twitter revolt in Iran
There was Crowley and Gates,
And don't forget Jon and Kate
No, there was never a year like '09!
Yes, there were packed town halls,
Turned finger biting brawls,
There's gonna be a "public Option",
Wait it's out! No wait it's in!
Oh, Gov'nor Palin quit,
Bill Clinton picked up chicks.
While the swine flu wrapped around the globe!
Yes, there was late night lust
And auto kings went bust,
In the Hudson Captain Sully made a splash!
Michael hit the bong,
There was an Octomom,
to '09, we sing, "so long."
Olympic bids were spurned,
And Michael Vick returned,
Brett Favre's is coming back
No wait he's out! No wait he's in.
Joe Wilson yelled, "You lie!"
Balloon Boy soared so high,
I run a burnt-out, bankrupt Golden state!
We spent the kitchen sink, To pull back from the brink,
We learned that Carrie puts on quite a solo show!
Was he hiking trails? Or chasing hot sexy tail?
Where did Gov'nor Sanford go?
There was change at the highest court,
A wise Latina named Sotomayor!
And a surprise Nobel award, For What?
Nobody was quite sure.
Muammar Kadafi fumed,
Three wolves they howled at the moon,
Farewell '09, you'll be over real soon!
We hope you rest in peace, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze,
Walter, Farah, Ed, Senator Ted Kennedy!
Farewell King of Pop! We really liked your movie!
Play him off, Keyboard Cat!
Sure, there's stuff we missed, Like Levi Johnston's johnson,
That's it for our list,
He's gonna let us finish!
Yes it's the end, But we'll do it again, in the year
two - thousand - tennnnnnn!
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