A Pesticide-Free Tree Hugger Joke

While walking through the woods, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against
the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck
are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me!"

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he
wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up
against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him,
took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck
happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got
there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently
behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day,
cupcake..."

Comments

[justus]

ha ha ha ha