Ugliest iPhone Contest Crowns Obvious Winner

MIAMI, FLORIDA - A Wildly popular South Florida radio station chose to end their "Ugliest iPhone Contest" one week early when Joanne Miner submitted a picture of her iPhone that promotions coordinator Jeff Leon could only describe as, "Something that would give Freddy Krueger Nightmares." Miner was crowned with the dubious honor of owning the ugliest iPhone in South Florida which no one contested.

According to Leon it was a total unanimous decision by the WZCR staff to end the contest early once Miner entered the game. "We have us one butt ugly winner," said Leon, "That iPhone looked like it vomited Zune art all over itself." The grand prize of a brand new 16GB iPhone was awarded to Joanne Miner who immediately turned her winnings over to long time boyfriend John Hardwick who insisted that he knows what stylish means, vowing to keep his new iPhone "a totally clean machine". Why do I not believe him?

[John Hardwick pictured on right]  click photo to enlarge