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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

 

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, she sits down and the bartender asks her, "Why the long face?"

This new website is sick and wrong! The fact that Sarah Jessica Parker may possibly resemble a horse, does not give anyone license to exploit her unfortunate malady by hanging dozens of horse photos side-by-side with her likeness on a website brilliantly viciously called "Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse".

That being said, I give this "one trick pony" two enthusiastic thumbs up. I can't wait to see those horse face images converted into custom iPhone wallpapers. (any takers?)

"Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful. Your comparison of her to a horse is infantile and rude." — Gary M. 

[via Daddy Never Sleeps]

Fake Steve Jobs Drops A Duece on iPhone

Fake Steve Jobs has dropped the kids off at the pool in his (ever so slight) iPhone centric post entitled   I'm Not Supposed To Tell You This.

"There might be an iPhone SDK heading your way later this month, like sometime in the week of Oct. 15. We've taken a lot of grief on this, and, well, we've listened. Okay? I wish I could say more, but I can't." Source - Fake Steve Jobs

Many are wondering what is Apple's next PR move in trying to overt the perfect storm that is forming on the horizon over the iPhone brick saga. It's anyone's guess at this point and the Fake El Jobso is not shy about being the first one jumping into the pool of rumor makers. Is he just pulling your chain?

(painting by Nitrozac)                    (SDK = Software Development Kit)