Africans Fear The Arrival of iPhone (RED)

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A number of villagers in Timbuktu, Africa expressed deep concern Monday for what may be the imminent arrival of iPhone (RED). They are still trying to understand how the delivery of a monolithic (RED) Nano has aided the deteriorating living conditions in their village. "I keep thinking that a huge red iPhone is going to show up here any moment and it scares me" said village Chief, Salif Tounkara. "We just don't have space for another shining red icon in our village, especially when it becomes such a profound focus of worship for my people." Tounkara suggested that the United States keep their gods of technology at home where they belong.   

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