Angry Bill Gates is Captured by iPhone

                                                                                            Photo by Bryan Chang

It's rumored that Microsoft savior Bill Gates has been taking major heat of late from Microsoft board members for allowing himself to be trapped inside the iPhone shortly after it's overwhelming launch. "I can't put the Genie back in the bottle with the iPhone" shouted Gates in a small roar, "I'm just trying to figure out how to get myself out of this dog gone thing." Gates insisted that he was only taking an innocent look around the inside of the unit when everything went black.

Microsoft board members offered Gates no immediate solutions while they battle the XBox 360 nightmare. Senior board member Will Angley said; "He got himself into that ridiculous thing, now he needs to find his way out". Angley sarcastically expressed the same sentiment about Gates and the Zune Media Player.

Unless something changes, Bill Gates will remain on display inside the iPhone for the remainder of the month in downtown Seattle. Steve Jobs could not be reached for comment.