False Religion for iPhone

The cult of iPhone has given birth to rampant idol worship since it's launch on June 29th, fondly referred to as the Jesus Phone. Contrary to popular belief, the new iPhone is declared to not be a credible savior by Reverend Ivan Stang from "The Church of The Sub Genius", itself a prominent cult. It has become increasingly difficult for Stang's church to keep up with the cult of iPhone realizing that the center of their worship is "really cool" and it's purpose driven too. Members purchase an iPhone and blammo! they get instant membership and start packing sweet technology in the process. That buzz factor is tough for smaller cults to compete with. As a result, hundreds of thousands of iPhone followers have raised up lesser gods to use for idol worship in their own off-shoot cult religions.