Until the launch of Apple's revolutionary iPhone, Niles Hortley of Olympia, Washington, viewed his daily life as mind numbingly boring, losing any desire to participate in it at all. Niles claims that since recently viewing his own life through the new iPhone, his enthusiasm for living has been reinvigorated, quickly surpassing the old status quo he so deeply loathed.
"I never realized how great my life actually looked until I saw it reformatted on my iPhone," said Hortley, "Even the mundane stuff like sitting in my favorite chair gives me incredible excitement." Hortley insisted that even his old wife looks like a new woman again when viewed through iPhone's crystal clear screen.
"I found myself peering into my own life with an overwhelming desire to be that guy inside, then it hit me, I am that guy."
Hortley insists that the iPhone has given him a powerful advantage in life, putting an end to his personal disdain. Niles plans on producing several uplifting iPhone wallpaper images of himself as a means to offer hope to other people struggling with their own version of iLoathing. According to Hortley, it's never too late to give something back.
(Hortley pictured above inside of his iPhone)
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