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iNerds Masquerade as Super Friends to Win Free iPhone

It's The Flash that appears the most outwardly excited after winning the free iPhone
raffled off at a staged event created to promote the upcoming Comic-Con International
show being held in San Diego, later this month. The other Super Friends seem oblivious
to ol' Flash-boy heating it up. "This is why, this is why, this is why he's hot!" I was not
aware that the Superman costume came in 3XL size either. What do I know about
comic book heroes?   

iPhone In A Blender?

The cult of blending is alive and well over at "Will It Blend". I cringed when I saw the new Jesus Phone being offered up for slaughter. This guy is committing sacrilege I tell you! But it's cool! The question still remains... will it blend?

iPhone Savior does not condone blending the Jesus Phone

iPhone Therefore iNano Too

 
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Hot on the heels of the cult-like success of the Jesus Phone, Apple asked itself, "what would Jesus Phone do?" or W.W.J.P.D. It looks like the answer is the raising up of a lesser god for idol worship priced in the $300 range. Yes cult members, it's almost possibly true, it's the Nano iPhone. Will it be sleeker, cheaper and sweetly priced for the KAPOW! generation? The throngs of followers are restless. Reserve your place in line now to know for sure.

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Picture of Moses with Nano iPhone is pure speculation

Infamous iLicker Avoids Real Jail Time

Sturn Weaver was happy to be home Monday evening fondling his new iPhone after he launched "the iLick heard around the world" this past weekend at the Fashion Valley, Apple Store in San Diego, Calif. A judge ordered Weaver to spend ten days in jail or fork over $652 dollars to purchase the iPhone he chose to lick as a practical joke. "He didn't just lick the box" said store manager Rob De Marino, "he slobbered all over it like a St. Bernard, it was gross!" Several customers witnessed Weaver french kissing the iPhone box but considered it to be typical Apple fan behavior.

Employees refused to handle the box after the incident, making the unit unsellable. Apple Store security immediately detained Weaver until San Diego Police arrived. Weaver stated that he never intended to purchase an iPhone before the infamous licking episode. "I've licked plenty of cool gadget boxes before, no one ever freaked out like they did." Weaver said.  Weaver expressed no remorse for his childish behavior, joking that he would return to an undisclosed Apple Store location in October to lick the new Leopard OSX box when it's released.

(Weaver pictured on right simulating his iLick)  Read Lick My iPod Story

Japanese Toys, Race Cars & Kimberly Kane Wallpaper

A regular joe named Coop has turned some of his wacky photos of Japanese Toys, Race Cars and some blond chick named Kimberly Kane into iPhone Wallpaper ready for free download. There are a few other surprises including a snap of Coop himself wearing an Apple logo shirt. You'll find (100) shots to choose from but you must be signed into Flickr to view content. Hoo Ha!

Click it! 

(some mature photos included)
   

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Motivation to Think

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iEnvy

Hand-Knit iPhone Delivers Joy to Inner City Youth

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - One hundred fourth grade inner city youth from Detroit, Michigan on Saturday received their very own hand-knit iPhone from The Detroit Technology Foundation in an effort to offer disenfranchised youth hope for the future. Foundation Director Michael Hypemaker said; "We wanted the kids to experience what it would be like to recieve brand new technology, especially when it's the hottest new mobile device on the planet. These kids can put their hand-knit Jesus Phone under their pillows at night and dream of some day owning one for themselves, dreaming is half the fun of being a kid", laughed Hypemaker.

Jesus Jobs Wallpaper, I Have Seen the Light

Hollywood celebutants have been seen sporting the "NEW" Jesus Jobs
wallpaper for their Jesus phone. It has instantly become the must have
iPhone accessory for trend setters. I have seen the light. It is iPhone.
And it is good.

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Jesus Phone Screen Saver for iPhone

It only took one week after the launch of iPhone for Saddlebeck Church in Dana Point, California to design their own Jesus phone screen saver for the iPhone. The caricature image of Jesus for iPhone is being used as a light-hearted fund raising initiative to sponsor technology addicted youth for summer church camp.

Youth Pastor James Stumplegger said; "the iPhone is super seriously hot right now, especially with the nickname Jesus phone. I saw my chance to cash in and jumped on it with my one good leg, because them tech kids need some Jesus, seriously."

The Jesus phone screen saver sells for $6.95 and is available for download exclusively at the Saddlebeck Church website. A new screen saver design featuring the young Steve Jobs inside a money machine is also being considered.

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Reviewer claims no affiliation with Saddleback Church