Results of an online survey conducted by 463 Communications and Zogby International designed to examine people's attitudes about the Internet, revealed shocking results about Americans and the iPhone.
"Despite the hype surrounding the launch of the iPhone
and the adoration that its biggest fans hold for the device, people
still find other people more attractive."
Source - Zogby International
When asked who or what is sexier, the vast majority of Americans picked Halle Berry as being sexier than Apple’s iPhone, Scarlett Johansson and Patrick Dempsey, all following behind Berry in the poll. The Hollywood hotties versus the iPhone put Berry in the lead with a with 27 percent share of the responses. Johansson pulled 17% and Dempsey 14% respectively. The iPhone shared a tie in popularity with Derek Jeter at 6%. Which comes as a shock to iPhone fanatics who clearly believe that Jeter does not compare to the sexiness of their beloved iPhone. Zogby was deliberate to not reveal the remaining personalities that scored extremely low in their poll due to pressure from several respected publicists.
"I totally disagree with that
poll," said Gib Godnorh an iPhone early adopter "I can hold my iPhone,
take it to dinner with me, to the movies and even sleep next to it. Can
you do that with Halle Berry?" Godnorh paused silently for several
minutes hoping for a response. "If you wanna talk about Halle Berry as
Cat Woman, that's totally different. She's so hot in that black leather
and cat mask. Too bad the movie sucked."
A press leak revealed that the iPhone was voted sexier than
Fergie who had a 4% share, Clay Aiken with 2% in a tie with Al Gore,
and JK Rowling who captured a whopping 1% of the vote for her sexiness.
Revealing that most Americans prefer the iPhone over Harry Potter or
Miss Fergalicious. The remaining data was kept under strict
containment. Are you sexier than the iPhone?
Halle Berry iPhone Wallpapers (here)
JK Rowling pictured above with ha
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